Top 10 signs you may be addicted to IRC.

9. Someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "LOL!"

8. you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's Pizza.

7. You have to scroll through your popup menu.

6. You give your ops to your baby sitter just so you can go out.

5. Your friend Bob tells you something sad on the phone and you say "Awwww, me hugs Bob."

4. You've called out someone else's nick while making love to your husband.

3. Your service provider calls *you* for tech support.

2. You can understand other people`s typo`s

1. You laughed at this list.

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You might be addicted to irc if....

...you want to meet a girl and your first impulse is to turn on your computer.

...you once devoted a weekend to "working on your popups."

...you sometimes go to #egypt "just to get away from it all."

...you're a heterosexual male, but one time you used a feminine nick "just to mess with the horny net geeks."

...you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face.

...you make it a point to change your ping reply and quit message daily.

...you have over 2 megs of .wav files on your mirc directory.

...you have over 3 megs of .Mp3 files also in your Mirc directory of songs you have as .wav files.

...You have ever had a dream about the people in your channels.

...your child ignores your request and you wonder if she is lagged.

...you send internet Christmas cards.

...you've ever felt the urge to type "* wink *."

...you have an irc web page.

...you join #hispanola "just to work on your Spanish."

...when someone on the channel asks if anyone knows some good servers, everyone else types your nick.

...you've ever typed "drinking on irc is better than drinking alone."

...you have a vanity car tag with your nick on it.

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